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"does this bike make me look fat?" - VoxClamantis
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« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2009, 04:59:PM » |
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.... nearest IRS location was.
Billy was in close pursuit - " If I don't hurry up, I'm going to miss Mass and I'll have to go to the N.O. Mass this afternoon!"
The very thought of this spurred him on.... as he rounded the corner of a cement block hallway, the smell of 38 years worth of cafeteria lunches hit him in the face like a ton of......
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« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2009, 05:09:PM » |
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EMHCs! Got to run faster! Can't be late. Billy exited the building onto the street when just then a man dressed as Napolean rode by popping a wheelie on a motorcycle. He recognized the riders famous visage. It was international male model Harlequin King. HK stopped the bike looked at Billy and said...:
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Pro Deo et patria
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VoxClamantis
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"I was cured all right!"
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« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2009, 05:11:PM » |
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Does this bike make me look fat?
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Job 12:7-8 "But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee:
and the birds of the air, and they shall tell thee.
Speak to the earth, and it shall answer thee:
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libby
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"does this bike make me look fat?" - VoxClamantis
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« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2009, 05:21:PM » |
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......wha?!
" no time for that now...look out!!!"
Looking up, Billy saw that HK narrowly missed hitting the Ghost of Secular Easter Past - although he was unhurt, the ghost seem to have fainted.
"Help! HELP!!! Someone help him!!"
Billy was frantic...
"Get out of my way....I'm a doctor. Doctor Bombay. I'll handle this."
Billy stared. "Wow. Has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like....."
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We're doomed.
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« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2009, 05:27:PM » |
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beer
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Если не я, то кто?
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« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2009, 05:54:PM » |
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. But not just any beer.
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St. Bernard of Clairvaux, pray for us. Special Operations Warrior Foundation Wounded Warrior Project“Socialism is simply Communism for people without the testosterone to man the barricades” -Gary North God and the soldier all men adore, in times of danger and not before, when the danger is over and all is righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. |
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« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2009, 06:12:PM » |
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Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, baby! The finest in the...
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The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people. --Stephen, Braveheart
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Texican
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Если не я, то кто?
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« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2009, 06:14:PM » |
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...worst possible way!
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St. Bernard of Clairvaux, pray for us. Special Operations Warrior Foundation Wounded Warrior Project“Socialism is simply Communism for people without the testosterone to man the barricades” -Gary North God and the soldier all men adore, in times of danger and not before, when the danger is over and all is righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. |
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« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2009, 06:22:PM » |
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A magical beer. A special beer. A beer that cures all ills and makes the world a happy place.
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Please excuse the typos. I often post from a mobile phone. @~~~~~ Engaged to my one true love :: 8/8/09 ![Daisypath Wedding tickers](http://dwdf.daisypath.com/pimnm8.png" width="400" height="80" border="0) |
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Texican
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« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2009, 06:36:PM » |
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Shiner Bock!
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St. Bernard of Clairvaux, pray for us. Special Operations Warrior Foundation Wounded Warrior Project“Socialism is simply Communism for people without the testosterone to man the barricades” -Gary North God and the soldier all men adore, in times of danger and not before, when the danger is over and all is righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. |
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libby
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"does this bike make me look fat?" - VoxClamantis
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« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2009, 07:27:PM » |
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.....Shining Rock?!
Saint Peter's!!! He was going to be late for Mass!
Billy muttered under his breath - "consarnit, late again "- and rushed off, leaving the ghostly lapin in the dust. The doctor remained behind, erratically waving his arms in his precarious beer - like way.
As Billy raced past a large group of flower- people, he thought he heard someone calling his .............
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Texican
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« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2009, 07:31:PM » |
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...dog. "No way!", he thought, "I know I left that dog at home!" Immediately, he knew what he had to do...
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St. Bernard of Clairvaux, pray for us. Special Operations Warrior Foundation Wounded Warrior Project“Socialism is simply Communism for people without the testosterone to man the barricades” -Gary North God and the soldier all men adore, in times of danger and not before, when the danger is over and all is righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. |
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libby
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"does this bike make me look fat?" - VoxClamantis
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« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2009, 07:50:PM » |
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....he whipped out his cellphone, and hit the send button.
If ANYONE knew what to do, it would be..."Hello?"
Yes?....uh, huh.......yes.......ok.......OK....
There are things about me you wouldn't understand.
Things you couldn't understand.
Things you shouldn't understand....."
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Texican
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« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2009, 07:53:PM » |
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, but since you're willing to chance it, I'll tell you that...
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St. Bernard of Clairvaux, pray for us. Special Operations Warrior Foundation Wounded Warrior Project“Socialism is simply Communism for people without the testosterone to man the barricades” -Gary North God and the soldier all men adore, in times of danger and not before, when the danger is over and all is righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. |
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QuisUtDeus
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Plato is the bees' knees of philosophers.
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« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2009, 10:49:PM » |
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"I have a horrible secret". Billy leaned in close and whispered, "I actually like 'On Eagles Wings'"
An old man sitting nearby heard his secret. But, luckily for Billy, the man was half-deaf. "Eagles?!?" cried the codger. "I love the Eagles. Hotel California. I stayed there once you know. It was on Haight and Ashbury. The 60's. Those were the days."
Billy looked at the old man and blinked. It wasn't, it couldn't be. But yes, it was. Billy realized he was standing next to...
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Just because God made it doesn't mean we get to "Woo-Hoo" it.
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