We saved the skin and skull of a nice bruin I harvested about 7 years ago. We have it as a rug now.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Matthew Talbot.
- Matthew Talbot doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Matthew Talbot has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Matthew Talbot.
- Matthew Talbot does not sleep. He waits.
- Matthew Talbot is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Matthew Talbot counted to infinity - twice.
- When Matthew Talbot does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Matthew Talbot is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.