matthew_talbot
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« on: November 12, 2009, 04:30:PM » |
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You are a sharp shooter, in an ally with your wife, daughter and son. A Moslem terrorist charges at you with a scimitar. What do you do? Democrat, forms a consensus, polls foreign news organizations, considers the occupation, lifestyle, education, ethnic origin of the attacker before admonishing himself for even carrying a weapon. Needless to say, he and his entire family are massacred. The Republican.....BANG.
The Deer Hunter : BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG.!!!!
.." hey ya'll!! Where can we get this thing stuffed for hanging over my fireplace?
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Are you worried about Obama and his gun grabbers? FIGHT BACK!!! JOIN THE NRA TODAY!!!: http://membership.nrahq.org"God console thee and make thee a saint. To arrive at the perfection of humility four things are necessary: to despise the world, to despise no one, to despise self, to despise not being despised by others." - Quote from Servant of God Matt Talbot |
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« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2009, 07:22:AM » |
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 I had a mental image of my fat uncle firing his 12 gauge screaming.
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Arun
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IN NOMINE TVO LEVABO MANVS MEAS
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2009, 05:40:PM » |
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Hehehehe +1
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Unless the Lord God had been present in your spirits, all of you would not have uttered the same cry. For, although the cry issued from numerous mouths, yet the origin of the cry was one. Therefore I say to you that God, who implanted this in your breasts, has drawn it forth from you. Let this then be your war-cry in combats, because this word is given to you by God. When an armed attack is made upon the enemy, let this one cry be raised by all the soldiers of God: It is the will of God! It is the will of God! Genesis XXVII:iii-iv Take thy arms, thy quiver and bow, and go abroad:and when thou hast taken something by hunting, make me savoury meat thereof, as thou knowest I like, and bring it, that I may eat: and my soul may bless thee before I die. Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! "You are the ones who are happy; you who remain within the Church by your Faith, who hold firmly to the foundations of the Faith which has come down to you from Apostolic Tradition. And if an execrable jealousy has tried to shake it on a number of occasions, it has not succeeded. They are the ones who have broken away from it in the present crisis. No one, ever, will prevail against your Faith, beloved Brothers. And we believe that God will give us our churches back some day. " - St Athanasius BEST ART INSTRUCTIONAL EVER: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html˙sǝɔıʇslos ʎolǝʌɐs puɐ ɹǝɥʇɐǝʍ ǝƃuɐɹo ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ llɐ s,ʇı *Pray for the canonisation of Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre* |
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Если не я, то кто?
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2009, 05:42:PM » |
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I'm not sure that I'd want to pick it up with my bare hands, to throw it in the back of the truck - you don't know where it's been...  |
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St. Bernard of Clairvaux, pray for us. Special Operations Warrior Foundation Wounded Warrior Project“Socialism is simply Communism for people without the testosterone to man the barricades” -Gary North God and the soldier all men adore, in times of danger and not before, when the danger is over and all is righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. |
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Arun
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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2009, 05:46:PM » |
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the Bow Hunter: [whipping sound] Thunk!
Sits down, sips whiskey out of hip flask carried in webbing. Gets up to follow blood trail and find mohametan carcass. Decides to brain-tan the hide, and mount the cape, however upon returning home and beginning the process, soon realises there isn't enough brain to tan the hide!
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Unless the Lord God had been present in your spirits, all of you would not have uttered the same cry. For, although the cry issued from numerous mouths, yet the origin of the cry was one. Therefore I say to you that God, who implanted this in your breasts, has drawn it forth from you. Let this then be your war-cry in combats, because this word is given to you by God. When an armed attack is made upon the enemy, let this one cry be raised by all the soldiers of God: It is the will of God! It is the will of God! Genesis XXVII:iii-iv Take thy arms, thy quiver and bow, and go abroad:and when thou hast taken something by hunting, make me savoury meat thereof, as thou knowest I like, and bring it, that I may eat: and my soul may bless thee before I die. Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! "You are the ones who are happy; you who remain within the Church by your Faith, who hold firmly to the foundations of the Faith which has come down to you from Apostolic Tradition. And if an execrable jealousy has tried to shake it on a number of occasions, it has not succeeded. They are the ones who have broken away from it in the present crisis. No one, ever, will prevail against your Faith, beloved Brothers. And we believe that God will give us our churches back some day. " - St Athanasius BEST ART INSTRUCTIONAL EVER: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html˙sǝɔıʇslos ʎolǝʌɐs puɐ ɹǝɥʇɐǝʍ ǝƃuɐɹo ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ llɐ s,ʇı *Pray for the canonisation of Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre* |
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i.p.i.
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2009, 07:34:AM » |
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deer go to camp? good joke, btw |
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Most Sacred Heart of Jesus, have mercy on us.
'If God causes you to suffer much, it is a sign that He has great designs for you, and that He certainly intends to make you a saint. And if you wish to become a great saint, entreat Him yourself to give you much opportunity for suffering; for there is no wood better to kindle the fire of holy love than the wood of the cross, which Christ used for His own great sacrifice of boundless charity.'
St. Ignatius of Loyola
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