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« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2009, 07:06:PM » |
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Arun
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« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2009, 07:19:PM » |
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leave him alone! he's just a chicken. how would you feel, everything you own in a bag, crossing the road, after your house has been bombed? leave the poor chicken alone! oh, wait... no, chechyen.  |
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Unless the Lord God had been present in your spirits, all of you would not have uttered the same cry. For, although the cry issued from numerous mouths, yet the origin of the cry was one. Therefore I say to you that God, who implanted this in your breasts, has drawn it forth from you. Let this then be your war-cry in combats, because this word is given to you by God. When an armed attack is made upon the enemy, let this one cry be raised by all the soldiers of God: It is the will of God! It is the will of God! Genesis XXVII:iii-iv Take thy arms, thy quiver and bow, and go abroad:and when thou hast taken something by hunting, make me savoury meat thereof, as thou knowest I like, and bring it, that I may eat: and my soul may bless thee before I die. Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! "You are the ones who are happy; you who remain within the Church by your Faith, who hold firmly to the foundations of the Faith which has come down to you from Apostolic Tradition. And if an execrable jealousy has tried to shake it on a number of occasions, it has not succeeded. They are the ones who have broken away from it in the present crisis. No one, ever, will prevail against your Faith, beloved Brothers. And we believe that God will give us our churches back some day. " - St Athanasius BEST ART INSTRUCTIONAL EVER: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html˙sǝɔıʇslos ʎolǝʌɐs puɐ ɹǝɥʇɐǝʍ ǝƃuɐɹo ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ llɐ s,ʇı *Pray for the canonisation of Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre* |
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« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2009, 07:21:PM » |
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Living up here, in Chickendale, I can cite plenty of cases where the chicken did NOT make it across the road. sad... |
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« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2009, 07:27:PM » |
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Why did the chicken cross the road? cos colonel sanders was chasing him. |
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Unless the Lord God had been present in your spirits, all of you would not have uttered the same cry. For, although the cry issued from numerous mouths, yet the origin of the cry was one. Therefore I say to you that God, who implanted this in your breasts, has drawn it forth from you. Let this then be your war-cry in combats, because this word is given to you by God. When an armed attack is made upon the enemy, let this one cry be raised by all the soldiers of God: It is the will of God! It is the will of God! Genesis XXVII:iii-iv Take thy arms, thy quiver and bow, and go abroad:and when thou hast taken something by hunting, make me savoury meat thereof, as thou knowest I like, and bring it, that I may eat: and my soul may bless thee before I die. Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! "You are the ones who are happy; you who remain within the Church by your Faith, who hold firmly to the foundations of the Faith which has come down to you from Apostolic Tradition. And if an execrable jealousy has tried to shake it on a number of occasions, it has not succeeded. They are the ones who have broken away from it in the present crisis. No one, ever, will prevail against your Faith, beloved Brothers. And we believe that God will give us our churches back some day. " - St Athanasius BEST ART INSTRUCTIONAL EVER: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html˙sǝɔıʇslos ʎolǝʌɐs puɐ ɹǝɥʇɐǝʍ ǝƃuɐɹo ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ llɐ s,ʇı *Pray for the canonisation of Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre* |
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« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2009, 07:33:PM » |
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cos colonel sanders was chasing him.
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St. Bernard of Clairvaux, pray for us. Special Operations Warrior Foundation Wounded Warrior Project“Socialism is simply Communism for people without the testosterone to man the barricades” -Gary North God and the soldier all men adore, in times of danger and not before, when the danger is over and all is righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. |
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« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2009, 07:40:PM » |
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...he was trying to outrun the tiger...  |
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And our credo, "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc." We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words. - Morticia Addams
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« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2009, 08:34:PM » |
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Poor cat just wanted to know where he left the Kellogg's Corn Flakes
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« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2009, 09:28:PM » |
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The flowers by your bed are wilting...we dance while the sky crashes down....a ship with maniacs with knives are playing black jack with their lives buying time until the giant rats attack!  |
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« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2009, 10:28:PM » |
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Ving Rhames is the greatest banana salesmen in all of milwaukee, up is down based on several in-depth reserach articles I will later cite [written of course by me] and the new democratic elective system should be based on how many blocks of colby cheese candidates can eat in a row.
Hey, Arun: my great-grandfather could sell more bananas that Ving Rhames with one eye tied behind his back. He doesn't even need to use asparagus. Ving Rhames indeed! Besides, a system in which candidates win based on the blocks of colby cheese they eat will not work south of the Prime Meridian unless the moon is full. Even then, it's iffy at best. Now, you'd better check your shoes. I'm afraid they fit well. |
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« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2009, 10:42:PM » |
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Hey, Arun: my great-grandfather could sell more bananas that Ving Rhames with one eye tied behind his back. He doesn't even need to use asparagus. Ving Rhames indeed!
Besides, a system in which candidates win based on the blocks of colby cheese they eat will not work south of the Prime Meridian unless the moon is full. Even then, it's iffy at best.
Now, you'd better check your shoes. I'm afraid they fit well.
Um, Father... I believe that's because of the Coriolis effect. It affects the specific gravity of the milk used to make the cheese, and if the level of calcium in the ozone layer falls below 500 parts per million, then the El Niño effect is exacerbated, thereby disturbing the migration pattern of the Monarch butterflies. This all leads to flooding in the Yangtze river valley, and is the primary cause of the rings around Saturn. In order to form a more perfect union, we really should track the carbon footprints of the huddled masses, as they make their way through the trail of tears. |
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« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2009, 11:52:PM » |
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those last two posts are sig-line material lol...
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Unless the Lord God had been present in your spirits, all of you would not have uttered the same cry. For, although the cry issued from numerous mouths, yet the origin of the cry was one. Therefore I say to you that God, who implanted this in your breasts, has drawn it forth from you. Let this then be your war-cry in combats, because this word is given to you by God. When an armed attack is made upon the enemy, let this one cry be raised by all the soldiers of God: It is the will of God! It is the will of God! Genesis XXVII:iii-iv Take thy arms, thy quiver and bow, and go abroad:and when thou hast taken something by hunting, make me savoury meat thereof, as thou knowest I like, and bring it, that I may eat: and my soul may bless thee before I die. Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! "You are the ones who are happy; you who remain within the Church by your Faith, who hold firmly to the foundations of the Faith which has come down to you from Apostolic Tradition. And if an execrable jealousy has tried to shake it on a number of occasions, it has not succeeded. They are the ones who have broken away from it in the present crisis. No one, ever, will prevail against your Faith, beloved Brothers. And we believe that God will give us our churches back some day. " - St Athanasius BEST ART INSTRUCTIONAL EVER: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html˙sǝɔıʇslos ʎolǝʌɐs puɐ ɹǝɥʇɐǝʍ ǝƃuɐɹo ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ llɐ s,ʇı *Pray for the canonisation of Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre* |
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« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2009, 11:57:PM » |
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Ving Rhames is the greatest banana salesmen in all of milwaukee, up is down based on several in-depth reserach articles I will later cite [written of course by me] and the new democratic elective system should be based on how many blocks of colby cheese candidates can eat in a row.
Hey, Arun: my great-grandfather could sell more bananas that Ving Rhames with one eye tied behind his back. He doesn't even need to use asparagus. Ving Rhames indeed! Besides, a system in which candidates win based on the blocks of colby cheese they eat will not work south of the Prime Meridian unless the moon is full. Even then, it's iffy at best. Now, you'd better check your shoes. I'm afraid they fit well. Having obtained the vampiric catalogues of Abacus Cabrito, and collated the information contained therein, and then multiplying the sum total of the square root of the ninth divisble exponent, the answer to your question is "murple". ...and now for something completely different.... this just in, from the owrld of grossly misappropriated laborial skills and technical knowhow, comes the tale of sweeney todd, wasted in a barbershop, yet would have served his country proud within the restricted confines of a seclusional abbatoir. |
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Unless the Lord God had been present in your spirits, all of you would not have uttered the same cry. For, although the cry issued from numerous mouths, yet the origin of the cry was one. Therefore I say to you that God, who implanted this in your breasts, has drawn it forth from you. Let this then be your war-cry in combats, because this word is given to you by God. When an armed attack is made upon the enemy, let this one cry be raised by all the soldiers of God: It is the will of God! It is the will of God! Genesis XXVII:iii-iv Take thy arms, thy quiver and bow, and go abroad:and when thou hast taken something by hunting, make me savoury meat thereof, as thou knowest I like, and bring it, that I may eat: and my soul may bless thee before I die. Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! "You are the ones who are happy; you who remain within the Church by your Faith, who hold firmly to the foundations of the Faith which has come down to you from Apostolic Tradition. And if an execrable jealousy has tried to shake it on a number of occasions, it has not succeeded. They are the ones who have broken away from it in the present crisis. No one, ever, will prevail against your Faith, beloved Brothers. And we believe that God will give us our churches back some day. " - St Athanasius BEST ART INSTRUCTIONAL EVER: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html˙sǝɔıʇslos ʎolǝʌɐs puɐ ɹǝɥʇɐǝʍ ǝƃuɐɹo ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ llɐ s,ʇı *Pray for the canonisation of Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre* |
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« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2009, 05:18:AM » |
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Hey, Arun: my great-grandfather could sell more bananas that Ving Rhames with one eye tied behind his back. He doesn't even need to use asparagus. Ving Rhames indeed!
Besides, a system in which candidates win based on the blocks of colby cheese they eat will not work south of the Prime Meridian unless the moon is full. Even then, it's iffy at best.
Now, you'd better check your shoes. I'm afraid they fit well.
Um, Father... I believe that's because of the Coriolis effect. It affects the specific gravity of the milk used to make the cheese, and if the level of calcium in the ozone layer falls below 500 parts per million, then the El Niño effect is exacerbated, thereby disturbing the migration pattern of the Monarch butterflies. This all leads to flooding in the Yangtze river valley, and is the primary cause of the rings around Saturn. In order to form a more perfect union, we really should track the carbon footprints of the huddled masses, as they make their way through the trail of tears. That's only true when the foundation of the earth is more potent than it normally is and you know it. |
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« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2009, 05:21:AM » |
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Ving Rhames is the greatest banana salesmen in all of milwaukee, up is down based on several in-depth reserach articles I will later cite [written of course by me] and the new democratic elective system should be based on how many blocks of colby cheese candidates can eat in a row.
Hey, Arun: my great-grandfather could sell more bananas that Ving Rhames with one eye tied behind his back. He doesn't even need to use asparagus. Ving Rhames indeed! Besides, a system in which candidates win based on the blocks of colby cheese they eat will not work south of the Prime Meridian unless the moon is full. Even then, it's iffy at best. Now, you'd better check your shoes. I'm afraid they fit well. Having obtained the vampiric catalogues of Abacus Cabrito, and collated the information contained therein, and then multiplying the sum total of the square root of the ninth divisble exponent, the answer to your question is "murple". ...and now for something completely different.... this just in, from the owrld of grossly misappropriated laborial skills and technical knowhow, comes the tale of sweeney todd, wasted in a barbershop, yet would have served his country proud within the restricted confines of a seclusional abbatoir. Abacus Cabrito is over-rated, as any tribble could tell you - if only it could talk. You should have multiplied by the sum total of the square root of the ninth invisible exponent, not the ninth divisible exponent. Therefore, the answer is really "oh". |
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« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2009, 05:51:AM » |
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Quite frankly, Father, I find your great grandfather's claim to be sensational at best! No asparagus you say? And what then are we to gleam from the horror of the Boxer Rebellion? Has it learned us nothing? I suppose you'd attempt to bamboozle us into believing that Napoleon's 2nd defeat in Berlin was due to his overt use of saddle soap (a pet theory being championed by you and other post-hagtilarians) . Ha! ... I will always adhere to the perennial teachings of pre-Scholasticism-try and none of your smoke in mirrors will change this. Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to Home Depot for turtle feed and my eighth reciprocal saw of the day. Extra credit you know! ... Oh, I'm sure you do ...  In Corde Regis,Joshua |
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