Some of you might have heard this one or a version of it before. Here's the sede version
Thr Holy Trinity were discussing about the deplorable state of the Church one day. The Father says, 'I cannot stand it any longer. Another bunch of these zen Jesuits and I'm not going to delay Judgment Day any longer!' The Son then replies, 'Agreed. I have had enough of the spinelessness, the laxity and lukewarmness of the laity.I maybe the Merciful Savior, but lest anyone forget, I am also Judge of the World!' The Holy Spirit, quiet until then, suddenly spoke up. 'Let's give them one more chance. in the meantime, I suggest we take a vacation'.
The Father spoke: 'I want to go to New York'. The Holy Ghost replies, 'But they're all so liberated. They'll just call You 'mother' again'.
'What about Jerusalem?' posits the Son. The Father replies, 'Don't you remember what happened the last time you were there? They'll just crucify You again.'
After a long [ read: eternity ] of silence, the Father spoke again. 'Aha!', He said, while snapping His fingers. 'Let's go to Rome!' 'Sounds great!' said the Holy Ghost. 'I haven't been there in a very long time!'