A Priest and a rabbi are driving along and have a colision.
Priest: I'm sorry about that I didn't see you.
Rabbi: No worries, Father, it was just as much my fault.
Priest: That's very kind of you.
Rabbi: You look a bit shaken Father, I have a bottle of scotch in the car, would you like a drop?
Priest: Thankyou, that would be very nice.
The rabbi gets the bottle out of the car and pours the Priest a big glass. As the Priest is drinking it the rabbi puts the lid back on and puts it back in the car.
Priest: Aren't you going to have any? You must be feeling a bit shaken aswell.
Rabbi: That's OK, Father, I'll just wait till the Police get here.