Yes, I was watching my beloved Tigers play tonight.
Yes, I was in my pj's, ugg boots....and a dressing gown.
Yes, I was enjoying a cup of tea
Yes, my wife and child were sleeping
Yes, a bunch of kids came walking down my street, screaming and yelling.
Yes, I thought the were too loud, but I let it slide for about 3-5 mins.
Yes, I did get up and stick my head out of the front door.
Yes, I did tell them to be quiet cos the kids were asleep and to rack off.
Yes, i was told to 'go forth and multiply' ya stupid old fart
Yes, it has happened.
I'm no longer a kid