I’m not sure if anyone takes the time to read those tidbits that some members have permanently tacked on to the end of their posts. I almost never do, but for some reason I just read the one provided by one of the new members, DeusFortitudoMea and it had me rolling on the floor. I thought I’d put it here in case anyone missed it:
"A man came in with a little boy and gave the boy his hat. The boy took the hat and hid it. Then the man asked the congregation, "Where's my hat?" and the congregation replied "We don't know." Then they collected money for a new hat. In the end the little boy gave the man his hat back, but they didn't return the money."--a Jewish boy's synopsis of his first experience with a Catholic Mass.
That's pretty good. I read the signature lines if they're not a half a page long.
Another new member has a funny one. It belongs to Throckmorton.