From the Law Firm of
Dewey, Screwem, and Howe
I, Quis Ut Deus
of Chicago, home of Da Loser Bears
, being of sound mind and disposing memory, do hereby declare, proclaim, and profess that I am a human being of a lesser quality than Vox Clamantis
of Indianapolis, home of the Victorious Colts
, she being the most intelligent of God's creatures. I am completely in awe of said individual, having been witness to Vox Clamantis's
powers of prognostication, ability to out-think me, and superior sense of discernment. In recognition of these established facts, I do hereby solemnly swear to use as my signature line at the Fish Eaters (http://www.fisheaters.com
) forum, the following words which shall not be detracted from by any other statement in the signature line and which shall appear in said forum in a size 10 (ten), black, and bold Arial font, hereafter known as "the font":
"I lost to Vox Clamantis and all I got was this lousy sig line."
This term shall be applicable until the date and time of the coin toss of the Super Bowl that shall take place in the year 2008.
This declaration of my unworthiness to be in the presence of the Bestatrix heretofore named shall be signed by me; published at the Fish Eaters (http://www.fisheaters.com
) forum in the Pig Roast sub-forum in the font; shall have as its subject line Vox Clamantis
is better than me"; and shall be binding, and enforceable by any Court in the United States of America and by any member of this forum. The penalties for my not making this declaration public and for my not using the aforementioned signature line shall be the following:
1. "Official Welsher" shall be applied as a title underneath my avatar until I make this signed declaration public and use the aforementioned signature line from 11:00 P.M. E.S.T. of February 4, 2007 until the date and time of the coin toss heretofore mentioned.
2. Any member of the Fish Eaters (http://www.fisheaters.com
) forum may engage in mockery and jest at my expense as long as I do not and until I make this declaration, signed by me, public, and use the aforementioned signature line from from 11:00 P.M. E.S.T. of February 4, 2007 until the date and time of the coin toss heretofore mentioned.
_____Quis Ut Deus_____
Februrary 4, 2007