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Rosamund
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« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2007, 02:57:PM »

AND I'm getting really tired of the implication in these quibbles about "manliness" that women are weak, snivelling creatures who need lollipops and laudanum to get by. Pain and blood are a normal part of the average female's life beginning when she reaches puberty, and we're expected to go to work and school and take care of our families and otherwise function regardless. I think of the women I know who've had ten kids ... I think THEY'RE tough and brave. Males refusing medication because of its girliness are small piddly potato flakes by comparison. (Meaning no disrespect to the little boy, who is, after all, a toddler.) 

What constitutes feminist cowhood, anyway? Maybe I need to find a pasture where I can graze!
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JLeigh
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« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2007, 03:01:PM »

Do you guys have to take every little humorous quip someone posts as an affront to your masculinity/femininity? My gosh people. Life is too short for this crap.

Now let's all grow some skin, eh?
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PsychoMonkey
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« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2007, 03:19:PM »

I refuse eye drops. I can't stand for a woman to see me cry.
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“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear... And when it is gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear is gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.” - Dune
Marty
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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2007, 03:25:PM »

hmmmm

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Philomena
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« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2007, 04:34:PM »

Let's at least give credit to Marylou for initiating the first lively discussion that the men's forum has seen in months!

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Avalonik
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« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2007, 04:52:PM »

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AND I'm getting really tired of the implication in these quibbles about "manliness" that women are weak, snivelling creatures who need lollipops and laudanum to get by.


Lollipops and Laudanum.  Hey isn't that a song?
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VoxClamantis
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« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2007, 05:07:PM »

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AND I'm getting really tired of the implication in these quibbles about "manliness" that women are weak, snivelling creatures who need lollipops and laudanum to get by.


Lollipops and Laudanum. Hey isn't that a song?
 
 
By Strawberry Alarm Clock, right!? OK -- and what was on the B side of that 45?
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lefebvre_fan
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« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2007, 06:21:PM »

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Let's at least give credit to Marylou for initiating the first lively discussion that the men's forum has seen in months!


Cheers! (Oh no, a girlie drink! Eee!)
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Avalonik
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« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2007, 06:25:PM »

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By Strawberry Alarm Clock, right!? OK -- and what was on the B side of that 45?


"Good sense, innocence, crippled and kind.
Dead kings and many things I can't define.
Oh Cajun spice, sweats and blushers your mind.
Lollipops and Laudanum, the color of thyme.

Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win, but nothing to lose.

Lollipops, laudanum, lollipops, laudanum.

Tra-la-la, tra-la-la...."


;)

Oh, I believe it's a track called, Rainy Day Mushroom Pillow.
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VoxClamantis
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« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2007, 07:05:PM »

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By Strawberry Alarm Clock, right!? OK -- and what was on the B side of that 45?


"Good sense, innocence, crippled and kind.
Dead kings and many things I can't define.
Oh Cajun spice, sweats and blushers your mind.
Lollipops and Laudanum, the color of thyme.

Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win, but nothing to lose.

Lollipops, laudanum, lollipops, laudanum.

Tra-la-la, tra-la-la...."


;)

Oh, I believe it's a track called, Rainy Day Mushroom Pillow.

 
Oh, man, just remembering that song recalls my PH-imbalanced youth and time spent in rooms lit by black light and my inner radiance. Oh -- I am having a fishback! Imagine that song turned into a movie based on a Lewis Carroll-Steven King-Vincent Bugliosi mash-up: Rainy Day Mushroom Dirty Pillows! On a misty day, Little Alice is given a savory tea by Divine. After drinking it, she falls down a rabbit hole and plonks down in The Factory, where she has a bad trip, the foil walls morphing into the face of her mother screaming about her dirty pillows. Screaming and shots of terrified eyes ensue, all set to the sound of Robert Mitchum singing "Lean on Jesus" as he did in "Night of the Hunter", with Black Label Society as back-up. Liza Minnelli (who gets lots of soft-focus close-ups) appears and introduces her to Charlie Manson, who convinces her that she is beautiful and that her pillows aren't dirty at all. Elvis gives her a   pink caddy that she names "Christine," and she moves to L.A., where she terrorizes pregnant women by driving said car through their houses and writing "Helter Skelter" in pig blood on their walls. Bugliosi knows what's up, but has to make the case against her. He finally does, of course, and she wakes up in jail 40 years later, finds the real Jesus, and is refused parole.
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