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AdoramusTeChriste
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« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2007, 09:25:PM »
Quote from: Vox
Imagine that song turned into a movie based on a Lewis Carroll-Steven King-Vincent Bugliosi mash-up: Rainy Day Mushroom Dirty Pillows! On a misty day, Little Alice is given a savory tea by Divine. After drinking it, she falls down a rabbit hole and plonks down in The Factory, where she has a bad trip, the foil walls morphing into the face of her mother screaming about her dirty pillows. Screaming and shots of terrified eyes ensue, all set to the sound of Robert Mitchum singing "Lean on Jesus" as he did in "Night of the Hunter", with Black Label Society as back-up. Liza Minnelli (who gets lots of soft-focus close-ups) appears and introduces her to Charlie Manson, who convinces her that she is beautiful and that her pillows aren't dirty at all. Elvis gives her a   pink caddy that she names "Christine," and she moves to L.A., where she terrorizes pregnant women by driving said car through their houses and writing "Helter Skelter" in pig blood on their walls. Bugliosi knows what's up, but has to make the case against her. He finally does, of course, and she wakes up in jail 40 years later, finds the real Jesus, and is refused parole. 

*goes to buy a ticket*
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Spooky7272
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« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2007, 10:02:PM »
This thread is proof that Yanks don't get Aussie humour.
 
 
 
 
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lefebvre_fan
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« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2007, 10:31:PM »
Quote from: Spooky7272
This thread is proof that Yanks don't get Aussie humour.
 

Nor Canadians either! I swear, every time an Aussie opens his/her mouth on this forum, I always take it at face value. Let's see if I do better next time...
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Tradglad
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« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2007, 11:00:PM »

wait til this kid needs his eyes dilated for glasses maybe.."Real"men dont where glasses?
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Tradglad
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« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2007, 11:01:PM »

Real Men Dont wear Glasses?.....
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VoxClamantis
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« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2007, 12:50:AM »

Quote from: Tradglad
Real Men Dont wear Glasses?.....

 
If John Wayne had been myopic, he'd have just plucked one of his eyeballs out and held it closer to what he was trying to see, by gosh.
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Daniel
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« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2007, 06:10:AM »

I used eye drops for years. I got sick and tired of my mum asking me why my eyes were red. She knew why the bloody things were red.
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"The true friends of people are neither revolutionaries nor innovators, but men of Tradition." - Pope St. Pius X
DominusTecum
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« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2007, 02:11:PM »
Wow. I haven't laughed so hard in ...well, not months, but at least a week.

Some people need to get some fresh air.

(and your godson's The Man, Marylou!)
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winoblue1
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« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2007, 10:26:PM »
Real manliness consists in having consistent, strong and reliable SELF CONTROL.

No more - no less.
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