Why foreign women make better wives?

[ErinIsNotNice]

Plus, latinas just know how to walk.

It's like jell-o on springs!
            -Some Like it Hot

I find it highly amusing that charlesh is advocating walking in what many would call an immodest way.

[Paloma]

Plus, latinas just know how to walk.

It's like jell-o on springs!
            -Some Like it Hot

I find it highly amusing that charlesh is advocating walking in what many would call an immodest way.

Hahaha.  

Pretty soon someone is going to start waxing poetic about how they love that Chrissie Snow-jiggle when girls jump up and down.

I'm actually really conscious of how I walk.  But its more of a posture thing because my natural gait looks something akin to that infamous sasquatch video.

[Catholicdad]

natural gait looks something akin to that infamous sasquatch video.

Bigfoot--now that's a WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN!

[DarkKnight]

natural gait looks something akin to that infamous sasquatch video.

Bigfoot--now that's a WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN!

Ah, the thread loops back to Janet Reno!

[spasiisochrani]

He does love folding (I'm not kidding, he's clearly crazy because folding is the worst household chore ever)

I vote for pairing socks as the worst.

Buy safety pins.  Pin your pairs of socks together before you throw them in the hamper.  Wash and dry them that way.  No pairing socks.

[gjwalberg]

I hate getting my face that close to a toilet.  ew.  

You make it sound like you live in a house full of boys.

[ErinIsNotNice]

I hate getting my face that close to a toilet.  ew.  

You make it sound like you live in a house full of boys.

I think there may be a reason for that

[SouthernCatholic]

As a single parent (and previously, while a batchelor, husband, and married father) I cooked, cleaned, sewed, etc., but I'VE NEVER understood this.

The "normal" position is "up" and I will not be converted on this one!

Nope.  The "normal" position is seat down and lid closed.  Why? 

Because when you flush the toilet small droplets of water that can be contaminated with fecal bacteria are aerosolized and end up all over your bathroom.  Including your tooth brushes, razors, toothpaste, cups ... the whole lot.

Putting the seat and lid down before flushing minimizes that.

So the default position should be seat down, lid closed.

[QuisUtDeus]

He does love folding (I'm not kidding, he's clearly crazy because folding is the worst household chore ever)

I vote for pairing socks as the worst.

Buy safety pins.  Pin your pairs of socks together before you throw them in the hamper.  Wash and dry them that way.  No pairing socks.

I tried that, and the pins would snag and start shredding socks.  It's the white socks that used to kill me - colored ones are easy, but white ones with different sizes, etc., was the nightmare because they all look alike.

But Hanes has socks with color-coded stiching of the Hanes logo based on size.  So, over time I threw all the old socks into the rag pile and stocked up on Hanes.  Now it takes like 2 minutes.

[Catholicdad]

He does love folding (I'm not kidding, he's clearly crazy because folding is the worst household chore ever)

I vote for pairing socks as the worst.

Buy safety pins.  Pin your pairs of socks together before you throw them in the hamper.  Wash and dry them that way.  No pairing socks.

I tried that, and the pins would snag and start shredding socks.  It's the white socks that used to kill me - colored ones are easy, but white ones with different sizes, etc., was the nightmare because they all look alike.

But Hanes has socks with color-coded stiching of the Hanes logo based on size.  So, over time I threw all the old socks into the rag pile and stocked up on Hanes.  Now it takes like 2 minutes.

OK, here's my opportunity to show how "gay" I am (in the "reclaimed" sense).

The safety pins works, you just have to put the pairs of socks in a lingerie bag and then in the washer.

By the way, at Chez Pere Catholique, we call the lingerie bag the "dirty sock bag."