Danged Canadians

maldon

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« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2009, 05:36:PM »

Go ahead. Shoot. Make my day. One of those things gets shot we'll send -40 degree weather your way for the next 3 months. You are better off raising them and plucking their feathers every now and then to fill your coats!

Plus, those geese provided the only good news seen on TV since . . . um, well, in a long time.

Now what you really should do is get some American Eagles out there.


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« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2009, 06:14:PM »


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Spooky

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« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2009, 06:22:PM »

Mmmmmmm....... Canadian Bacon....


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HailGilbert

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« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2009, 12:36:AM »

Quote from: Texican

Quote from: maldon

Actually, I think it is a little warmer up here. And by the way, that silly little battery-operated made-in-China tank you plan to invade with will not get you past Toronto. We'll freeze up your ball-bearings in a minute and then get you with hockey sticks.

It's not battery operated! He's gone green- it's a wind-up tank!

Actually, it's a wind-up APC. No turret on that "tank".

As far as getting us with hockey sticks, here again is where Quebec will do something different from the rest of your country. On Fridays, they'll attack with fish sticks rather than hockey sticks (due to their former French Catholic influence).


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« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2009, 12:39:AM »

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Mmmmmmm....... Canadian Bacon....

No bacon today!


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