Actually, California will never drop into the ocean. However, due to the motion of the tectonic plates, LA may end up as a suburb of San Francisco. Which will be nice, in that we can keep all the deviants in close proximity and therefore make it easier to round them up once the pogrom starts.
hope the feds, and SPLC workers, surfing the net know that's a
joke about the pogrom. there does seem to be a high DQ (deviancy quotient) in those cities but my best buddy from h.s. runs a small, and very legitimate business in San Francisco and is not deviant, despite being moved to SF almost immediately after graduation.
of course he's kinda strange, or we wouldn't be best buds, but strange in a good way. he once said in an e-mail that you know you're in San Francisco when you see a former business partner for the first time in years and he is halfway through a sex change, dressing as a woman, and has a lesbian girlfriend. and he wasn't kidding, was very concerned about the effect of the man's son, who was just a teenager.
my friend's mom was from SF and when his dad retired from the Navy in '65, right after we graduated, it seemed like the best place to retire what with four kids coming up on college age and free tuition for instate residents. the changes between 1965 and 1970 were radical, a tectonic culture shift. abortion and homosexuality went from being unspeakable to people arguing in favor of them.
