What did you eat for lunch today?

[WhollyRoaminCatholic]

Bagel with butter.  Or as my Jewish boss calls them, "The Devil's Doughnuts" 

That's great.  I was at an employee breakfast a couple years ago.  The boss mentioned that our mostly-male staff wasn't eating the bagels-- she wondered what kind of bagels did men like to eat.  "The donut kind," I said.

That solved that.

[QuisUtDeus]

Bagel with butter.  Or as my Jewish boss calls them, "The Devil's Doughnuts" 

That's great.  I was at an employee breakfast a couple years ago.  The boss mentioned that our mostly-male staff wasn't eating the bagels-- she wondered what kind of bagels did men like to eat.  "The donut kind," I said.

That solved that.

Yeah, I prefer doughnuts to bagels, but I will eat bagels.  Especially with cream cheese and lox.  I also like what another Jewish friend refers to as "goyim bagels" - like cheddar cheese and jalapeno.  See, that's proper Catholic inculturation.  Take a false baked good and make it a Catholic baked good.  ;D

I should add my theory about casseroles, too.  They're Protestant inventions.  False and shallow copies of Catholic foods: such as lasagna, kugelis, baked ziti, etc.   When they broke from the Church, they couldn't have Romish foods like lasagna or kugelis at their pot-lucks, so they invented things as foul as their heresies: tuna casserole, chicken casserole, etc.  They have been the bane of a Catholic society ever since.

I say:  Real Catholics don't eat casseroles (AKA, Cranmer's Lasagna).

[Aragon]

I should add my theory about casseroles, too.  They're Protestant inventions.  False and shallow copies of Catholic foods: such as lasagna, kugelis, baked ziti, etc.   When they broke from the Church, they couldn't have Romish foods like lasagna or kugelis at their pot-lucks, so they invented things as foul as their heresies: tuna casserole, chicken casserole, etc.  They have been the bane of a Catholic society ever since.

I say:  Real Catholics don't eat casseroles (AKA, Cranmer's Lasagna).

 

[CaoimhinPConnell]

Lunch?  Lunch consisted of two tattooed young scuppers taken with a dash of hashish oil mixed with a little white tablet of ecstasy; a side order of uninsured motorist just released from jail, and then I topped it off with an hasty mixture of fat, protein and carbs weakly parading as a “sandwich.” 

Mind you, in the midst of the madness,  saying grace in a moment of peace with a Brother in Blue (and in Christ +) was delectable!


Cheers!
Caoimhín

[SirPounce]

I tried Taco Bell's shrimp burrito. I was thoroughly surprised that it wasn't terrible and I'm not in the hospital.

[Aragon]

I tried Taco Bell's shrimp burrito. I was thoroughly surprised that it wasn't terrible and I'm not in the hospital.

I wouldn't trust any take out chain with shrimp 

[SirPounce]

I was willing to do it here because I can at least deceive myself that we are on the Pacific, whereas when I was in Michigan I couldn't bring myself to risk it.

[laurabookworm]

For lunch I made "Surprise" burgers with cheddar cheese, portabello mushrooms grilled, tomatoes, dill pickles and all of the usual condiments piled on them.

When I gave them out to the friends who stopped by for the meal, they said they were some of the best burgers they'd ever had.

And then they asked what the 'surprise' was -- so I said "you just ate veggie round ground burgers, there was NO meat in there even though you thought there was. SURPRISE!!" 

And two of the three people who came over all went  :o 

;D

[Gilgamesh]

Black beans sautéed with mangoes, onions, red peppers, garlic, scallions, and cilantro.  Served atop steamed brown rice.  Jalapeño corn bread.  A Stella Artois beer.

[laurabookworm]

Black beans sautéed with mangoes, onions, red peppers, garlic, scallions, and cilantro.  Served atop steamed brown rice.  Jalapeño corn bread.  A Stella Artois beer.

That sounds lovely!