+Watch her get her way (St. Scholastica)

[Donna]

Got a minute?

I read the following in 3 separate posts, and am going to post them the same way.
Thinking the rotfl factor is increased thus.


1st
Lesson iv
The Lesson is taken from the Second Book of the Dialogues of St. Gregory the Pope

The worshipful Scholastica, the sister of our Father Benedict, was hallowed
unto the Lord Almighty from a child.  Her custom was to come to see her brother
once every year.  And when she came, the man of God went down unto her, not
far from the gate, but, as it were, within the borders of the monastery.  And there
was a day when she came, as her custom was, and her worshipful brother went
down to her, and his disciples with him.  Then they passed the whole day together,
praising God, and speaking one to the other of spiritual things.  And when the night
came, they brake bread together.  And while they were yet at table, and conversed
together on spiritual things, the hour was late.  Then the holy woman his sister
besought him, saying : Leave me not, I pray thee, this night, but let us speak even
until morning of the gladness of the eternal life.  He answered her : What is it that
thou sayest, my sister?  I can by no means remain out of my cell.  Now the firmament
was so clear that there were no clouds in the sky.  Then the holy nun, when she had
heard the words of her brother, that he would not abide with her, clasped her hands
on the table, and laid her face on her hands, and besought the Lord Almighty.  And it
came to pass that when she lifted up her head from the table, there were great
thunderings and lightnings, and a flood of rain, insomuch that neither the worshipful
Benedict nor the brethren that were with him could move as much as a foot over the
threshold of the place where they sat.

 

[Donna]

Lesson v


Now when the holy woman laid her head in her hands upon the table, she wept bitterly,
and as she wept, the clearness of the sky was turned to a tempest.  As she prayed,
immediately the flood followed.  And the time was so, that she lifted up her head when
it thundered, and when she had lifted up her head, the rain came.  When the man of God
saw that he could not return to his monastery, because of the lightnings, and thunderings,
and the great rain, he was sorrowful and grieved, saying : Almighty God forgive thee, my
sister ; what is this that thou hast done?  She answered him : Behold, I besought thee,
and thou wouldest not hear ; I besought my God, and he hath heard me ; if, therefore, thou
wilt, go forth, leave me alone, and go thy way to thy monastery.  But he could not, and so he
tarried in the same place, not willingly, but of necessity.  And so it came to pass that they
slept not all that night, but fed one another with discourse on spiritual things.

[Donna]

Lesson vi

And when the morning was come, the worshipful woman arose, and went unto her
own cell, and the man of God went back to his monastery.  And, behold, after three
days he was sitting in his cell, and he lifted up his eyes to heaven, and saw the soul
of his sister, delivered from the body, fly to heaven in a bodily shape like a dove. 
Wherefore he rejoiced  because of the glory that was revealed in her, and gave thanks
to Almighty God in hymns and praises, and made known to the brethren that she was
dead.  He commanded them also to go and take up her body, and bring it to his monastery,
and lay it in the grave which he had made ready for himself.  Whereby it came to pass that
they twain who had ever been of one mind in the Lord, even in death were not divided.

http://www.breviary.net/propsaints/propsaints02/propsaints0210.htm

[Donna]

This is the funniest thing I have read for a long time!

Woo hoo St. Scholastica!

ROTFL! "God forgive thee, my sister, what hast thou done?"

"Behold - I besought thee and thou wouldst not hear -
I besought my God and he hath heard me"

Go on about your business, lad, I'm going about mine...

[Bakuryokuso]

very, very, very, very cool. True humour!!!!!

[Virgil the Roman]

  The love of one's Sister!

[Exilenomore]

Yes, I love this story.  Beautiful.

[dymphna17]

I once had a Priest tell me to use my "feminine whiles" on my Hubby.  I didn't know what that meant, now I do!