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Author Topic: Official - Cell phones will kill you  (Read 2751 times)
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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2011, 08:54:PM »

How to Create Inflammatory Thread Titles for Maximum Replies 101 Smile

Well HR does have a knack for it, I'll give him that!
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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2011, 08:55:PM »



So that's what the Cloverfield monster was...
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« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2011, 06:54:AM »

So, given that I've carried my phone in my pants-pocket every day for the last two years, am I now going to get testicular cancer?
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« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2011, 07:27:AM »

So, given that I've carried my phone in my pants-pocket every day for the last two years, am I now going to get testicular cancer?

That's why it's good to rotate the phone placement between the four pockets
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« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2011, 07:48:AM »

So, given that I've carried my phone in my pants-pocket every day for the last two years, am I now going to get testicular cancer?

That's why it's good to rotate the phone placement between the four pockets

I don't know if colon cancer sounds a whole lot better...
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« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2011, 08:35:AM »

I guess I'll just have to keep my phone in my bag and make sure I check it regularly. Oh well. Carrying my phone in my pocket was convenient, while it lasted. *shakes fist at the sky* Damn you, cancer!
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« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2011, 08:40:AM »

It seems like every couple years a new report comes out about this.  They've flip-flopped back and forth several times on whether phones cause cancer or not.  At this point, who knows?
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« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2011, 10:59:AM »

I guess I'll just have to keep my phone in my bag and make sure I check it regularly. Oh well. Carrying my phone in my pocket was convenient, while it lasted. *shakes fist at the sky* Damn you, cancer!

Based on this categorization (Category 2B) it's as risky as carrying a pickle in said pocket.
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« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2011, 01:03:PM »

It seems like every couple years a new report comes out about this.  They've flip-flopped back and forth several times on whether phones cause cancer or not.  At this point, who knows?

Better, who cares?  If its not cell phones its the sun and if its not the sun its the air and if its not the air its sugar substitutes.  Chances are that a fellow will be using one of the above on a daily basis. 
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« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2011, 01:11:PM »

I guess I'll just have to keep my phone in my bag and make sure I check it regularly. Oh well. Carrying my phone in my pocket was convenient, while it lasted. *shakes fist at the sky* Damn you, cancer!

Based on this categorization (Category 2B) it's as risky as carrying a pickle in said pocket.

The pickle seems worse because that's just going to lead to "...or are you just happy to see me?" jokes.
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