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« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2011, 10:35:PM » |
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The Best Star Wars Lines with Pants:
1. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.
2. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
3. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe.
4. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
5. TK-421. . . Why aren’t you in your pants?
6. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought onboard.
7. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
8. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
9. Your pants betray you.
10. But I was gonna’ go down to Toshi Station to pick up some power pants!
11. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
12. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
13. Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, isn’t it?
14. These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
15. I am altering the pants. Pray that I don’t alter them any further
16. I’m not in this for your revolution, I’m in it for the pants.
17. Judge me by my pants, do you?
18. Search your pants, Luke. You know it’s true.
19. I happen to like nice pants.
20. Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I’m never gonna see my pants again.
21. Stay on pants! ;D |
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"And so, Lord, do you, who do give understanding to faith, give me, so far as you knowest it to be profitable, to understand that you are as we believe; and that you are that which we believe." -- St. Anselm of Canterbury (1033-1109)
"But Christianity preaches an obviously unattractive idea, such as original sin; but when we wait for its results, they are pathos and brotherhood, and a thunder of laughter and pity; for only with original sin we can at once pity the beggar and distrust the king." -- G. K. Chesterton (1874-1936)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Baudelaire and Verbal Kint from The Usual Suspects
"I'm a practicing Catholic; I'm practicing until I get it right." Martin Sheen
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« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2011, 10:45:PM » |
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The Best Star Wars Lines with Pants:
1. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.
2. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
3. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe.
4. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
5. TK-421. . . Why aren’t you in your pants?
6. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought onboard.
7. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
8. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
9. Your pants betray you.
10. But I was gonna’ go down to Toshi Station to pick up some power pants!
11. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
12. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
13. Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, isn’t it?
14. These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
15. I am altering the pants. Pray that I don’t alter them any further
16. I’m not in this for your revolution, I’m in it for the pants.
17. Judge me by my pants, do you?
18. Search your pants, Luke. You know it’s true.
19. I happen to like nice pants.
20. Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I’m never gonna see my pants again.
21. Stay on pants! ;D 22. I can't! There are too many of 'em pants! |
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"Christianity lies in achieving greatness in the face of the world's hatred." - Saint Ignatius of Antioch
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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2011, 01:58:PM » |
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Show me the pants!
Shut up, just shut up. You had me at the pants!
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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2011, 11:13:PM » |
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Beverly Hills Pants
Drag Pants To Hell
The Truth about Pants and Dogs
War of the Pants
From Pants to Eternity
Robin Hood: Pants of Theives
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There's no such thing as "same sex marriage." Marriage is between one man and one woman. Period.
We are what you once were.
We believe what you once believed.
We worship as you once worshipped.
If you were right then, we are right now.
If we are wrong now, you were wrong then.
There is nothing more necessary to the survival of the Church than the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass; to hide it from sight is to shake the foundations of the Church. The whole Christian, religious, priestly life rests on the Cross, on the Holy Sacrifice of the Cross renewed on the altar. --- Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre
I beg you to pray for priests, most especially those on the road to Hell. They do not enter there alone, but with thousands of others that have followed them.
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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2011, 02:32:AM » |
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Pantses with Wolves
Pantsel and Gretel
The Pantsformers
The Manchurian Pantidate
Flashpants
Pants and Pantsibility
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Merci, Monseigneur
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tradne4163
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« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2011, 12:13:PM » |
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The Lion, the Pants, and The Wardrobe
Canadian Pants
Pants of Montecristo
The Pants and I
Willy Wonka and the Pants Factory
The Pants of Comedy
Fistful of Pants
Songs:
You Give Pants a Bad Name
I am the Pants
Raining Pants
Hair of the Pants
Good Pants Bad Pants
Master of Pants
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There's no such thing as "same sex marriage." Marriage is between one man and one woman. Period.
We are what you once were.
We believe what you once believed.
We worship as you once worshipped.
If you were right then, we are right now.
If we are wrong now, you were wrong then.
There is nothing more necessary to the survival of the Church than the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass; to hide it from sight is to shake the foundations of the Church. The whole Christian, religious, priestly life rests on the Cross, on the Holy Sacrifice of the Cross renewed on the altar. --- Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre
I beg you to pray for priests, most especially those on the road to Hell. They do not enter there alone, but with thousands of others that have followed them.
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« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2011, 01:43:PM » |
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How about some edifying spiritual reading...
The Imitation of Pants
The Dark Pants of the Soul
The Interior Pants
Introduction to the Pants Life
True Devotion to Pants
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Remember, O Christian soul, that thou hast this day, and every day of thy life: God to glorify- Jesus to imitate- The Angels and Saints to invoke- A soul to save- A body to mortify- Sins to expiate- Virtues to acquire- Hell to avoid- Heaven to gain- Eternity to prepare for- Time to profit by- Neighbors to edify- The world to despise- Devils to combat- Passions to subdue- Death perhaps to suffer- Judgment to undergo.
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tradne4163
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« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2011, 05:30:PM » |
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I Accuse The Pants!
The Pants of All Time
The Murky Waters of Pants
The Spiritual Pants of St. Ignatius
The Divine Pants
Pants of Nazareth
Divine Pants in My Soul
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There's no such thing as "same sex marriage." Marriage is between one man and one woman. Period.
We are what you once were.
We believe what you once believed.
We worship as you once worshipped.
If you were right then, we are right now.
If we are wrong now, you were wrong then.
There is nothing more necessary to the survival of the Church than the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass; to hide it from sight is to shake the foundations of the Church. The whole Christian, religious, priestly life rests on the Cross, on the Holy Sacrifice of the Cross renewed on the altar. --- Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre
I beg you to pray for priests, most especially those on the road to Hell. They do not enter there alone, but with thousands of others that have followed them.
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« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2011, 03:22:PM » |
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How about some edifying spiritual reading...
The Imitation of Pants
The Dark Pants of the Soul
The Interior Pants
Introduction to the Pants Life
True Devotion to Pants
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Concerning the City of Pants against the Pantless Summa Contra Pants |
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"And so, Lord, do you, who do give understanding to faith, give me, so far as you knowest it to be profitable, to understand that you are as we believe; and that you are that which we believe." -- St. Anselm of Canterbury (1033-1109)
"But Christianity preaches an obviously unattractive idea, such as original sin; but when we wait for its results, they are pathos and brotherhood, and a thunder of laughter and pity; for only with original sin we can at once pity the beggar and distrust the king." -- G. K. Chesterton (1874-1936)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Baudelaire and Verbal Kint from The Usual Suspects
"I'm a practicing Catholic; I'm practicing until I get it right." Martin Sheen
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« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2011, 03:50:PM » |
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 The Spiritual Pants of St. Ignatius Concerning the City of Pants against the Pantless These two are my favorite! I might have to quote you guys in my signature. I've been laughing so hard.
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Remember, O Christian soul, that thou hast this day, and every day of thy life: God to glorify- Jesus to imitate- The Angels and Saints to invoke- A soul to save- A body to mortify- Sins to expiate- Virtues to acquire- Hell to avoid- Heaven to gain- Eternity to prepare for- Time to profit by- Neighbors to edify- The world to despise- Devils to combat- Passions to subdue- Death perhaps to suffer- Judgment to undergo.
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