It's that time of year when we wimmens are expected to tart it up out there. And go "woooooooooo" a lot. Thought I'd mock some of the costumes de l'annee. If you've come across some especially egregious or (sadly) hilarious costumes for the "fairer sex," post about it. Let's laugh so we don't cry! Some I've found (and, yes, "Stinkin' Cute Skunk Costume" is the name given to it by the costume vendor LOL):
Vox, if it makes you feel any better I had the...misfortune to run into the skankiest of costumes this Halloween... A friend held a masquerade party and when we walked in I was faced with a woman who was dressed as a "Lifeguard". Fortunately she wasn't wearing a bathing suit - just a shirt with a bikini printed on it. Unfortunately
she had a set of fake breasts - and they weren't "contained" but pulled out facing up.
I'm not a smoker, but I became one for the evening. Long enough to have an excuse to step outside until she left - so 3 cigarettes worth. Turns out she was a neighbor/party-crasher. Shocked the hostess when she waltzed right in the door uninvited and drunk (she had never officially met this woman either, just tagged along with one who was
invited. What a self-invite). Along with her was a "sexy" Cowgirl and Raggedy Ann doll. At least it made for a memorable, if disturbing, evening. LOL