House clean system this....

[verenaerin]

Let me tell  you about my morning.

I woke up to find two of my kids saturated their  beds. #2 woke up extra early, raided the fridge for a hunk of bread, climbed into my bed and ate it, while depositing  a billion crumbs all over the sheets. #1 "accidentally" threw her oatmeal on the floor. After cleaning that I smell something awful. Around the corner I find my 10 month old covered in his own poop. After washing him in the sink, getting water everywhere because he fought me the whole time, I found another surprise. My 2 yo diaper ripped open. All over the house is a trail of we diaper filling. Do any of you know how hard that is to clean?

I am only 4 hours into my day. I wish I could just call out sick and hide in my room till tomorrow.

[Fontevrault]

HUGS!!!!!!

[verenaerin]

HUGS!!!!!!

You better not, according to some here I am a prostitute. I don't want to scandalize you.

[Mithrandylan]

HUGS!!!!!!

You better not, according to some here I am a prostitute. I don't want to scandalize you.

Well, if that was true you'd be the one with a heart of gold.

God's gonna purge you through children's poop, and I'm not really kidding.  Those kids (if you survive them) are gonna be your ticket.  But I don't need to tell you that...   

[OCLittleFlower]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AmoTzg_XFY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AmoTzg_XFY</a>

[verenaerin]

HUGS!!!!!!

You better not, according to some here I am a prostitute. I don't want to scandalize you.

Well, if that was true you'd be the one with a heart of gold.

God's gonna purge you through children's poop, and I'm not really kidding.  Those kids (if you survive them) are gonna be your ticket.  But I don't need to tell you that...   

They are ether a first class ticket to Heaven or hell. It all depends on me. I just wish they would do this type of stuff when Mr T was off from work. At least he would understand the reason the house looks like a battle field (that I lost). Not that he doesn't get it, but you know how it is, "those who scrap poop off the floors and walls together, stay together" or what not.

[verenaerin]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AmoTzg_XFY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AmoTzg_XFY</a>

The funniest thing you ever posted!!!

At least Fancy was smart to get a rich man. All I get from my alleged prostitution is bills.

[Fontevrault]

HUGS!!!!!!

You better not, according to some here I am a prostitute. I don't want to scandalize you.

We are all sinners here, dear.  Anyone who is stupid and judgemental enough to pretend otherwise needs help.  If I want to give a woman who is having a bad day a hug, I think the rest of the world can piss off.  You clearly need a real hug and a hand today.  I wish I could be there to offer both.   

Remember the basics: everyone is fed, reasonably clean, and safe.  On days like today, everything else is gravy.  In fact, I would recommend a nap when you put the kids down for one.  It might give you the strength to get through the rest of your day.

[iona_scribe]

Yeah, I refuse to believe that Flylady has any children, or at least any children in diapers.

 I wish I could make you a cup of tea, but the best I can do is this coffee icon:

[verenaerin]

Thanks everybody. Mr. T woke up an hour early for work to give me some time off. I have to get the place spotless tonight because people are coming over tomorrow. So my plan is, once the kids are in bed, plug in my Ipod and drink our homemade wine while cleaning. I am actually looking forward to it.