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OliveOil
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« on: November 11, 2005, 07:21:PM »

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me." The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realise that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.¡±
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NewTradCatholicGal
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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2005, 07:31:PM »

 That's good. Just driving by a hearse gives me the willies.
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PanisAngelicus
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« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2005, 10:47:PM »

LOL hehe, that's great

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JLeigh
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2005, 01:16:AM »

LOL! Very funny..hahahaha
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Daisy
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« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2005, 01:42:AM »
Hahahaha.....LOL Olive!!!  
  Have heard it before...but still is number 1!
 
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Marisa
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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2005, 07:21:PM »

   I read it to my mom and she had a good laugh, too.
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